An Ode to Gag Me

By ultimate super big fan Rrita Hashani.

Photo by Forrest Lane.

Photo by Forrest Lane.

Tonight we say goodbye to

shimmering tinsels, shining bright

not forever, just a while

swaying at the pilot light

we’ll miss you francophiles 😪

you deserved more than was fraught

and did you ever hear from David Lindelof?

you told us your truth

from (wet) dreams of yore

to Bush did 9/11 proof

but here’s to what’s in store!

although many men nagged

you were Gag Me

and we !! got !!! gagged !!!!!